A day in the life of the ze-bra
CaringToday my sister got attacked by a mountian goat on these harsh Afriacan pains I live on and almost died. Then she became roadkill then got married and had 1371 kids. Then got botox. You now how I said last wek that I made freinds with that guy whos coisin had a bottle of cacthup then had a alergect reaction then married his nurse who murdered a murderer then found out the jury was her brother who ate cant alopes from this chicken who chooped qcumbers for a living. I got a tick form eating a cucumber form this guy who had 94825344350-24847539 ticks. Itz so itchy I need to take a cold shower! *laughter in the background*. Then I found a dead vulture that ate my cousin. Figurs. I gave that cousin .853747529857 cucumbers. Well I am going to have to go hunting now.... I hope I dont eat my uncle again.
Urs turly,
muzzy the ze-bra
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Right round, round, round
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Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
If I, I get to know your name
Well if I, could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come
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Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
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Right round like a record, baby
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I, I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
I want your love
I want your love
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
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